Friday, December 12, 2008

Confessions of a Lottery Loser

Yes, it's true. I play the lottery from time to time. Especially when the jackpot gets really, really large! Tonight's Mega Millions jackpot is projected at $207,000,000!!! Can you imagine that?

Here's what happens: I see the jackpot and start fantasizing about what I would do if I actually won $207,000,000. I wouldn't ever have to go back to work again! I could spend my time volunteering or starting some sort of organization or something. I could travel all over the world. I would take Mike to Prague because he's always wanted to go there. I would take all of the girls on some sort of first class, amazing trip somewhere. I would of course, share with my family, buy a house with an amazing kitchen, etc., etc.

So, then I think....Regular people win the lottery ALL THE TIME...why not me? So, I run down to this little store and buy $5 worth of quick picks. And then I wait. And as soon as I know the #s will be posted online, I go check and I fully intend to start circling every number on my little paper. I get out my pen and start the comparison. Guess what...out of 35 numbers in the last drawing, I got one. ONE!! Then I get depressed.

There was even one morning where I'd fallen asleep before the winning numbers were posted. I woke up the next morning and started my normal getting ready ritual at about 4 am. And then I thought...shoot...I should have checked the lottery numbers before I showered. Because if I won...I'm going back to bed!! I ran out to my computer and checked...Three numbers out of 35. Sad.

But, in a few minutes, I'll be taking my little self with my $5 downstairs to buy tickets for tonight's drawing. Because while I know that the odds are unbelievably slim...I still have this excited hope and fantasy about winning a huge amount of money like that!

When I win tonight, I'll send you all an email so we can start planning our trip!!

3 comments:

rachelsaysso said...

I'm so excited for our trip! Where would we go? I feel like it's you're lucky night.

And I'm so glad you said you would go back to bed if you found out you had won. I once was talking to some co-workers who were going in on a few tickets and they all said that they wouldn't quit there jobs. I said they would be lucky if they got a phone call from me as I shopped on line for a slurpee machine.

Wendy said...

Tyler got some scratch-offs as a white elephant gift at his company Christmas party - he won $9...we're planning a trip with that money too. We're going to Chuck E.Cheese but not buying their food (gross), just blowing the whole wad on tokens! Want to come?

Amanda said...

I'm voting for Tahiti. I hear the beaches are wonderful and I'm sure they have some cabana boys which is a must if you are to have a really relaxing vacation on the beach. Then we/you can rent/buy a boat/yacht and we can sale off for a lovely little trip. P.S. we will have of course consulted a dr who would have cured Katie's sea sickness quickly and effectively.
Can we wait until Feb for the trip, though because I need to get this baby out of me before I start galavanting.