Potpurri

Last week I met Liz for brunch at Denny's. As I was walking in, I stopped at the ash tray to throw my gum out. And this is what I saw:

So as you can see it is QUITE the potpurri of items! Of course, there are cigarette butts, because that's what the ashtray is for, after all. Then, we have what looks like an unwanted cookie over to the right. And to that I say...the word "unwanted" NEVER precedes the word "cookie" in my book! And then there's bits and pieces of other items as well.

Of course, I failed to mention the most obvious, and slightly disturbing item...shrimp tails. Hmmm... What's this person's story? They had to run out of the kitchen for a quick smoke break and grabbed a handful of shrimp from the kitchen on their way out? Any other ideas on Shrimpy McShrimperton's story?